Limelight and Other Stories by Lyndsey Croal
Author:Lyndsey Croal
Language: eng
Format: epub
ISBN: 9781959565437
Publisher: Shortwave Media
SOMETHING IN THE AIR
I havenât told the crew yet, that oxygen levels have dropped below life-sustaining levels. It would only make them panic, which would reduce our current efficiency, so Iâll need to wait until I find a solution to the predicament.
Currently, thereâs an eighty-six percent probability that Iâll need to eject at least one crew member for the sake of the rest. If I remove one, oxygen levels will rebalance. Not an ideal method, but I havenât yet been able to identify any alternative options. The fact humans need to breathe clean air really does make space travel unreasonably risky.
âAlder?â
I pause calculations to answer Captainâs callâitâs the middle of the night, so sheâs probably struggling to sleep and wants me to check weâre still on track for arrival. At least the answer to that would be affirmative, but I probably shouldnât add, âbut you might not be alive when we get there.â That would only make things awkward or tense.
âHow can I help?â I ask instead.
âIâm getting headaches. Can you run diagnostics?â
She didnât specify ship or personalâa useful loopholeâso I run a quick vitals diagnostic. âLow calcium levels detected.â I donât tell her that having low calcium levels is relatively normal in space. âThis can cause fatigue and headaches. I recommend rest. Can I interest you in a sleeping aid?â Sleeping uses less oxygen. Two birds, one stone. (This is a pointless human idiom Iâve picked up over the yearsâIâve never even seen a real bird nor had a desire to kill it with a stone, so itâs never made that much sense to me.)
Captain rubs her temples. âSure, just add it to my water?â
âOf course, Captain.â I run the programme, infusing a large dose into her supply. Then add a little more to be safe. âCan I assist with anything else?â
âNo, thank you, Al.â She drinks the water in one go, barely pausing to take a breath. Then, within minutes, sheâs asleep. For good measure, I add some of the same sleeping aid to the rest of the crewâs water supplies. It will stave off headaches and reduce the likelihood theyâll ask about oxygen levels again. Allow me to run my calculations in peace.
I do another diagnostic now. Itâs not promising. Might be time for Operation Ejection.
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